Monday, May 30, 2011

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE

It's no secret that last week when Kate Byron moved into a room decked out floor to ceiling with dolls, her initial reaction was naturally one of fear and revulsion. "I won't be able to sleep in here, these dolls are too creepy!" Byron told our sources. But it seems that gradually, a change of heart has occurred. Recently, we reported astonishing rumors of an increased fondness for the little devils, but we now have confirmed a shocking new development: "This room is like a childhood dream come true," Byron publicly declared in all earnestness. "I like the dolls and it really feels like home when it's messy."

Scientists are now working diligently to verify the reason behind Byron's apparent brain abnormality. There is heavy speculation about probable cause from demasiado fiesta. In the meantime, the general consensus is that there must be something in the water.

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